
I have
no recollection of exactly when I made the decision, but it must’ve been around
8th or 9th grade when I decided that when I grew up, I was going to have facial
hair. My commitment then was only to having a mustache. Over time, I decided
I’d go further and have a beard as well. The primary driver behind it, as best
as I can remember, was Vincent Price or maybe Snidely Whiplash.
It may
seem strange to want a mustache based on movie villains, but that’s the way it
was — C’mon man, I was in 8th grade. As time passed, I realized a lot of the
men I admired for their creativity had mustaches, Edgar Allen Poe and Mark
Twain, for example. As I got older, and time marched into the 70s, there were
many more folks with mustaches that I admired, Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck to
name just two. All of this solidified my decision to be mustachioed.

So, by
the end of high school, and thanks to the gift of facial hair from puberty, I
grew a mustache. Ever since then I have had one, except for twice in my life: Air
Force basic training and once in the 90s, for two weeks after a botched attempt
at trimming. I also had a beard occasionally. During most of my college years I
sported a full beard, but it wasn’t until after I was out of the Air Force and
moving on to my next career that I grew fuller facial hair which started as a close-trimmed
beard but then morphed into a goatee. At one point I tried a Van Dyke but the upkeep was killer. To paraphrase the words of George Carlin "See my
beard, ain’t it weird—– don’t be skeered it’s only a beard — now that I’ve
shared this affair of the hair—do you care?"
Care or
not, that’s not what this blog entry is about, anyway. It’s about my foray into
beard care products. I know, I know—– my last entry about how to towel dry
after shower — now this one about beard care. Where the hell is this guy at?
Don’t worry, my dwelling on such matters will end with this entry—at least a
few months.
While I
am blessed with full facial hair, I’m cursed with sensitive skin. This means
after my goatee gets to be a certain thickness, I get flaky skin under it.
Beardruff. Also, when I grow my beard longer, it gets course and even after
careful trimming, I’m left with flyaways that give me an unkempt appearance. I’ve
tried shampooing, and using various head hair products on it without success. I
even picked up a bottle of beard oil, but it just left stains on my shirt. Then
I discovered a full range beard product.
My
research was more accidental than serious; I was talking to my barber (Hunter)
about the issues I was having. He suggested I try Uppercut Beard Balm and let
me try a sample. It kept my beard more controlled, and the scent wasn’t bad.
The biggest take away was the realization there were products out there for
what I was experiencing. I'd discovered a new world of stuff.
Before
I proceed further, a disclaimer: No review ever published on this blog is
produced because I am paid or given payment in kind. If I find something good, I
share that discovery here and you are free to do with that information whatever
you choose with the knowledge the review was unbiased. Of course, your mileage
may vary and you may or may not agree.
In
today’s environment of algorithms and data mining, the simplest way to start
research is to perform a simple Internet query for what you’re looking for.
Within 24 hours, you’ll be deluged with pop-up ads, email, and ads on your social
media timelines. That’s what happened to me, but in and amongst all the noise,
I found one ad that caught my attention. It was from a company called Lived Bearded.
Among
the things that drew my attention to it were the variety of scents available. I
don’t know about you, but it bugs me that products are only available in a
baseline scent that was decided upon either by a focus group or the owner’s
girlfriend. I should want to smell like coconut/lime with patchouli accents ---
really?
Live Bearded has a sample pack which let me try each of their baseline beard care
products (shampoo, conditioner, oil, and butter) in each of the six scents they
offer. It doesn’t get much better. It was $10 for the sample pack when I
ordered; now it’s $20, but you get a $10 credit on your first order. Still very
fair and it lets you try everything. I’ve seen other companies wanting twenty
bucks to try your choice of two of their scents and you only get one product. I
like that Live Bearded let me weed out what I did and didn’t like from their
full selection.
Here
are Live Bearded’s selections and each fragrance's elements:
Tombstone:
Sweet Tobacco, Cedar
Executive:
Leather, Vanilla, Cedar
Legend:
Sandalwood, Vanilla
Canyon:
Juniper, Cypress, Fir Needle
American:
Cedar, Pine, Vetiver, Bergamot
1880:
Bourbon, Bitters, Citrus
What I
liked about these from the outset was that all of them seem to be reasonable
smells and the names were not trying to be something they weren’t. At my age,
do I need Midnight Nekit Body in the Mist with traces of cedar, rosemary, and a hint of Arctic glacier? To me, the scent of soaps and shampoos
is a secondary consideration. What I’m most concerned about is the way it
blends with what cologne I choose to wear it with or the scent of other
products I use. I’m sure you have run into at least one person in your life who
is using ten different products with ten different fragrances resulting in a
something akin to Dumpster at Sunset. One scent not part of the set is
unscented. There’s no real reason to get a sample of that. We all know what
nothing smells like.
Okay, I’m
not going into the science of each product. They do what the label says they
do: The shampoo shampoos, the conditioner conditions, etc. I liked how each of
them worked except for one which I will talk about later. Want the ingredients,
etc., check out Live Bearded's website.
My method
was simple, because I have a goatee and not a full mountain man beard. I was
able to get two uses out of each sample. I tried each of them, using all four
products of the same fragrance, and I even used a little scorecard that came
with the sample pack to track scents and performance.
Shampoo:
I was a little disappointed the first time I used the shampoo, because it
didn’t lather up. The second time I wet my beard well before applying the
shampoo and all was good. You don’t have to use a lot of shampoo in order for
it to be effective, and once I was able to get it foamy, it cleaned very well.
Conditioner:
Because you have to rinse the shampoo out first, your beard is fairly wet by
the time you put the conditioner on. It lathers up nicely. It’s best not to allow
it to sit on your beard for a bit before rinsing. The feel after rinsing it out
is quite pleasant as your beard feels nice and soft.
In the
shower, the scent of the Live Bearded surrounded me and most times was quite
pleasant. No, I didn’t like all the fragrances, but that is why they produce
several flavors.
Oil:
After my shower, I would apply a small bit of the oil to my beard and rub it
through. It felt good against my skin as I worked it all the way to the roots.
I’m happy to report that after a month of use, I wasn’t finding any oil stains
on the front of my shirts from using the oil. It was probably because it soaked
in versus the oil being stain-free or maybe I was applying the correct amount
versus too much. Regardless of why, I liked it didn’t ruin my shirts.
Butter:
I just disliked this product. Never got satisfying results, regardless of how I
applied it. I used as instructed. Tried using more. Tried using less. It just
did not work for me. The butter made my beard feel stiff, as if I used Aquanet
on it. Maybe this is something that only people with longer beards need and
appreciate.
How did
it all work together? I no longer have beardruff. While I still have flyaways,
they are easy to smooth down and they stay down when I comb my beard after
applying all the products. The coarseness of the hair is also gone. Now that it
is properly conditioned, it feels nice. The sample pack from Live Bearded has
proven that their products will solve my problems and have convinced me they
are worthwhile.
My
trial period led me to choose not one but two fragrances that I liked:
Executive and Tombstone. They mesh well with my cologne and also my hair
shampoo, etc. As for the other fragrances, there were none that I out right
hated, they just didn’t suit me.
(Since
I didn’t like the beard butter, I regressed to the beard balm I had on hand.
Fortunately, the two fragrances I chose mesh well with the scent of the balm.)
Finally,
I appreciate the way Live Bearded products are available for order. I hate it
when a company forces me to buy things I will not use or dislike in some sort
of preassembled kit. Live Bearded seems to understand and lets you order the
shampoo, conditioner, and oil separately. You aren’t forced to order all four
products to get what you want.
Customer
Support: Sometimes you need some help to make things right. Because of my
error, one of my shipments from Live Bearded got mis-routed. A quick email to
the company and Danielle fixed it within hours. There is nothing more you can
expect because it simply does not get any better than that.
I
heartily recommend this company. For 10 bucks I found products I need and
fragrances that work for me.
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